DL2: The Ultimate Gift

• It's on sale for $30 (that's 25% off)!

• You don't have to wrap it. Saves paper, saves money, saves time!

• Trust me, everyone already has a scarf.

• You don't have to ship it. No waiting in line at the post office, and no paying $20 to have it sent to your grandma in Tennessee.

• It doesn't take up any space, so she won't secretly resent you for cluttering her house with more stuff.

• It's Delicious and has no calories.

• Scanning stuff is fun, plus it's like, useful and stuff.