DL2: The Ultimate Gift
• It's on sale for $30 (that's 25% off)!
• You don't have to wrap it. Saves paper, saves money, saves time!
• Trust me, everyone already has a scarf.
• You don't have to ship it. No waiting in line at the post office, and no paying $20 to have it sent to your grandma in Tennessee.
• It doesn't take up any space, so she won't secretly resent you for cluttering her house with more stuff.
• It's Delicious and has no calories.
• Scanning stuff is fun, plus it's like, useful and stuff.